dark, bitter and too hot for you

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

mayor-jude:

I needed the password to post this on tumblr.

X-Men: The Musical

harrystylesdildo:

zayns1d:

LOOK AT HIS CUTE LIL BUTT

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shiit-ake:

his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months

shiit-ake:

his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months

spicyshimmy:

jouissants:

colinmorgan:

lexicaltrap:

jim taking lessons in covert surveillance

captain james t. lurk

jim taking lessons from zooey deschanel

captain james t. quirk

jim taking lessons in caribbean cooking

captain james t. jerk

jim taking lessons from ru paul

captain james t. you better work