Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I needed the password to post this on tumblr.
X-Men: The Musical
his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months